Haytech Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she doesn't back off he asks her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself," she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?" "Beerduck." Quote Sebastian H. Pro - Sound Showtechnik The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein "You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun" Al Capone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLX Posted November 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Stairs are like power spikes, nobody wants them but there always there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frog Genius Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Q: What did king tutenkamun say when he was scared??? A: I want my mummy not very funny, appologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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